Admiral USA and the Canadian Winter Soldier

Admiral USA & The Canadian Winter Soldier


chapter 36


Captain Canada, how could you.


It’s not personal Ray, it’s just business.


Business with who? This old creep?


Yes it’s me. Pierre Jean in the flesh


Who


For crying out loud eh, do you know who I am


Oh maybe if I told you my name eh. Because surely you have read about me on the news blogs! My name is Pierre Jean MacGinty and I am the CEO of BrainFormium Corp.


BrainFormium Corp? The Calgary-based….holy fucking shit this whole plant is a fucking BrainFormium plant eh! What kind of journalist are you?


Journalist? I’m writing a travel blog.


Yes and it was a nice cover but you had to go sniffing around where you weren’t supposed to eh. And now i can’t have ya exposing my dark conspiracy 


Listen man. I don’t honestly give of a shit of your conspiracy. You must have got me confused for somebody else. Please let me go. I promise I’ll delete the travel blog.i don’t wanna any problems my friend. I honestly don’t give a shit and don’t even know who you are.


Nice play. But now it’s the BrainFormiumX Dip for you, eh. 


BrainFormiumX Dip. 43 liquid tons. Just instant contact will have ya disintegrated into nothing, alright? Oki? Alright. Because seriously eh, do you have something against a businessman just trying to make some money?


No. Listen—


No you listen eh. If you had the BRAINFORMIUM FORMULA to make your own human disease which BrainFormium is the only cure to so you can collect a 50 billion Canadian dollar profit eh.


I DONT CARE


right now I’m the best thing that could happen to BrainFormium. Because I’m not handing you a BrainFormium vaccine laced with any of that shit eh. I’m like an angel of peace. I’m kind of a hero like captain Canada here.


I don’t even remember your name just let me go.


ITS PIERRE JEAN MACGINTY EH!!! That’s enough! It’s BrainFormiumX dip for ya now, alright.


Goodbye Ray. We will always have Edmonton.


Fuck you Captain Canada. I knew I shouldn’t be fuckin around with no Canadian superheroes.


You will never get to kiss these lips again. Touch these tits again.


Uhhh, get me outta here and I’ll touch them again for you.


It’s too late Mr Ramon Atila! I have to preserve my image as a superhero. And so you can’t live! I just want you to know you’re such a good man.


Goodbye captain Canada. I just can’t believe I’m gonna die because I got some pussy some time in my life.


NOT SO FAST, CANADIAN SUPER VILLAIN!


Oh no! It’s Admiral US—


No! IM EVAPORATING EH


thank you for saving me, but you let that bitch Captain Canada get away!


She’s falling into a trap set up by Eagle Girl. THE REVENGERS will have her in custody any moment now.


What’re you doing?


What? I can’t just grab a handful of BrainFormium?


Admiral USA doesn’t accept any crime and right now BrainFormium is a restricted material. It’s dangerous!


Okay please don’t break my arm.


But you know. Maybe I learned something. Maybe even Admiral USA has to disobey the law sometimes to do what is right for the country. Breaking the law is the only way I got to captain Canada. Or else she would unleash a horrible disease on our world.


Hey! I didn’t give you permission to steal any BrainFormium yet!


Your story is boring. Help me grab a barrel and fill some BrainFormium in it 


AtilA

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