THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS



 NETPLIX ORIGINAL PREVIEW: THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS


(The iconic NETPLIX “N” logo flashes, accompanied by a quirky, adventurous musical sting.)


VOICEOVER (In a dramatic, movie-trailer bass): This month… one class is taking a field trip… to the most unexpected place imaginable.


(We see a yellow school bus, looking worse for wear, parked in front of a suburban middle school. JENNA ORTEGA, 13, looks out a window, sad.)


JENNA (V.O.): My dad always said knowledge is the most powerful tool. He was the principal here. He made everyone feel safe.


(Flash of JOSH BROLIN as Principal Alvarez, smiling warmly with his arm around Jenna. A sudden, chaotic scene of ICE agents swarming the school.)


VOICEOVER: But when he was taken… they said it was an immigration raid.


(A quick, chaotic shot of a glowing red “MAGA” brand shrink ray on a lab table, firing wildly. A tiny, rice-sized speck flies through the air and into a open bottle of Mountain Dew held by a unsuspecting JD VANCE, who takes a swig.)


VOICEOVER: The truth… is much, much smaller.


(Jenna’s eyes widen as she sees the news on a phone: “PRINCIPAL SHRUNKEN IN FREAK ACCIDENT, SWALLOWED BY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE.”)


JENNA: He’s in there. And I’m getting him out.


(LINDSAY LOHAN, as Ms. Frizzle 2.0, a teacher with a wild look and even wilder hair, slams her hand on a big red button.)


MS. FRIZZLE (LOHAN): Everyone, hold onto your textbooks! We’re going on a GIANT field trip! Well, a very, very small one!


(The school bus’s engine roars. It shudders, vibrates, and with a fantastic CGI warp, SHRINKS to the size of a grain of rice, zipping toward a towering, unsuspecting JD Vance.)


VOICEOVER: From the studio that brought you ‘Bird Box 2: Can You Hear Me Now?’…


(INSIDE JD VANCE. The Magic School Bus, now microscopic, zooms past roaring stomach acids, dodges monstrous white blood cells, and navigates a labyrinth of neurons.)


STUDENT (Yelling): Is that a policy idea? It looks… undercooked!


MS. FRIZZLE (LOHAN): Remember class, in the human body, just like in politics, it’s all about navigating the guts!


(Jenna, determined, peers out the bus window.)


JENNA: Dad! Can you hear me?


(A faint, distant voice echoes through the intestinal tract: “Jenna…? I’m near the… appendix? The decor is terrible!”)


(The bus is suddenly attacked by a swarm of antibodies. It tumbles end-over-end through a capillary.)


VOICEOVER: They’ll have to journey into the heart of the system…


(The bus rockets through the pumping chambers of the heart.)


VOICEOVER: …to save the heart of their family.


(Jenna looks at her classmates, then at Ms. Frizzle, who gives her a confident nod.)


JENNA: For my dad.


(The NETPLIX title card slams onto the screen:)


THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS


STARRING JENNA ORTEGA • LINDSAY LOHAN • JOSH BROLIN


AND JD VANCE AS HIMSELF


ALL ABOARD. SEPTEMBER 24TH. ONLY ON NETPLIX.



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ATILA

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