Captain Canada vs Doctor Von Pucci

 Captain Canada: Doctor V Pucci Day




"Ramon! Are you okay?"  

"Captain Canada! You saved me! And you’re so sexy and gorgeous when you do it."  

"Of course I saved you. Did you ever doubt me for a second?"  

"Well, I doubted you a little when you shot that bazooka at my head."  

"That wasn’t me! You know I was under the spell of that lunatic, Doctor Vladimir Pucci."  

"Yeah, yeah, I know. But still, a bazooka? That’s personal."  

"Focus, Ramon. We’re not out of the woods yet. Pucci’s still out there, and he’s—"  

"Ah, my two favorite lovebirds! How touching!"  

"Pucci! You monster! What do you want now?"  

"Vat do I vant? Life is simple, no? It is about two things: the pussy and the power. And I, Doctor Vladimir Pucci, have both!"  

"That’s your grand philosophy? Pussy and power? You’re a cliché, Pucci."  

"Silence, journalist! You know nothing of the world’s true desires!"  

"Enough of this, Pucci! You’re going down!"  

"Ha! You think you can defeat me? I am invincible!"  

"Invincible, huh? Let’s test that theory."  

"Ramon, duck!"  

"Whoa! Nice shot, Captain! You’re sexy as hell when you’re saving the world."  

"Less flirting, more fighting! Pucci’s not done yet!"  

"You will regret this! Do you not see the ticking h-bomb behind you? You are doomed!"  

"Uh, Captain? Should we be worried about that?"  

"Not if we work together. Ready?"  

"Always. Let’s take this creep down."  

"Unhand me, you fools! You cannot stop destiny!"  

"Destiny this, Pucci!"  

"Got him! Now, about that bomb…"  

"Don’t worry. I’ve got it under control. You’re sexy as fuck, by the way."  

"Back at you, Captain. Now, let’s kiss over this ticking h-bomb like the heroes we are."  

"Gladly."  

"Well, well, well. Looks like I showed up just in time to save the day. Again."  

"Admiral USA? What are you doing here?"  

"Defusing this bomb, obviously. You’re welcome."  

"Could you be any more smug?"  

"Probably. But why bother when I’m this good?"  

"Ugh. Let’s get out of here, Captain. I think I’ve had enough ‘heroics’ for one day."  

"Agreed. But first, one more kiss?"  

"Always."


AtilA

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